Joke of the week

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03 Joke

12 January 2017

An 80-year-old man walks into the bedroom to find his wife performing a naked headstand. 'What on earth are you doing that for?' he asks her, shocked. 'Well,' she replies. 'Seeing as you cant get it up any more, how about you try just dropping it it?'

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